At the visitor information centre just beyond this sign they sell āBug Gearā to help visitors ward off the incessant black flies and mosquitoes.
Upon fingering a white suit vented with a very fine mesh (ātight and whiteā is the way to go to avoid bites), I was heartily regaled with impressive stories of the black flyās tenacity in exsanguination.
I watched the storyteller with a critical eye, keen for embellishment, but could find none in her countenance. She was deadly serious when she said we each needed one of these if we were venturing out onto the tundra or heading into the backwoods. Obviously she felt it her duty to warn us ahead of time.
Perfect.
I thought everyone was exaggerating when they said the bugs were bad and they suggested a great post to read to get rid of the bugs. That they were doing that thing where residents take an odd sense of pride in bragging about how bad theyāve got it in an attempt to awe the tourists with their bravery.
Apparently not.
Apparently Iāve moved myself and my delicately skinned babies toĀ Black Fly UtopiaĀ where the insects shall feast upon us likeā¦well, letās just say they wonāt have the opportunity.
Letās just let it be known that Iām a good mother and that Iāll be shelling out the big bucks for the suits and that you can well imagine the Pater Family trooping around Yellowknife and vicinity running their errands much like a wayward HazMat team.
That is if weāre not trampled by the buffalo first.
Oh yeah, thatās right.
Buffalo.
Everywhere.
In the ditch.
On the road.
In the car with you if they like.
All the way from Fort Providence north to Yellowknife – 236 km of big, brown road hazard with attitude.
And let it be known that they donāt move for the vehiclesā¦the vehicles move for them.
Iām told they donāt come into town, but that the caribou doā¦which Iām looking forward to. Itāll be winter by then and the HazMat suits will have been stowed and exchanged for the snowsuits, so that we can lay on the rocks in our backyard and watch the aurora borealis.
LOL. I donāt know if my skin will ever see sun again. Iām hoping so!
I canāt tell you yet if all of our goods have arrived safe and sound, because we donāt move into our house until Friday. Fingers crossed that all is well, though and that the buffalo havenāt messed with the moving truck!