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Description: CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY MAY 31, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8…
Date: 2006-05-15T21:35:41+00:00

# SCHOOL FOR MEN

Posted on May 15, 2006 by meretta

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY MAY 31, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself? — Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? — Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other — Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming — Open Forum .
Meets Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch – Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health — Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Meets three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? — Driving Simulations.
Meets for 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife — Online Classes and role-playing . Meets Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion — Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late — Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Meets three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven – What It Is and How It Is Used — Live Demonstration.
Meets Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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